I keep a list of some of the humorous, if not ridiculous, verbal combinations that have come out of the mouths of students, myself, and colleagues while teaching middle school.
Isn’t it interesting that humans have feelings about the words that we use to express feeling?! This is property is called Phoneaethetics.
A haiku about my unconventionally colored home.
One of my favorite drinks is butterfly pea, not pee-pee pee, but pea-plant pea! I don’t drink butterfly urine!
The internet is incredible. This tool allows anyone to be unbound by culture or the time they happen to be born in.
I don’t know where to start. Wait. That point is my starting point.
Action makes the future and potential real.
However, I really like heels. I like the way they make me feel when I walk. I like their empowering click. I like the chic professional dose they add to my step and posture, and intern my mood.
An haiku about America’s cultural combinations.